Umm if an alien or a robot wants to pee I’m going to let them
Let it be known that our fued is over. Poppers is the victor.
[7:19pm]thefrogman:pokies
[7:19pm]MirandaJanell:poppers
[7:19pm]thefrogman:pokies
[7:19pm]MirandaJanell:poppers
[7:19pm]thefrogman:duck season
[7:19pm]cwbp: ,~~.
[7:19pm]cwbp: ( 6 )-_,
[7:19pm]cwbp:(\___ )==’-‘
[7:19pm]cwbp: \ . ) )
[7:19pm]cwbp: \ `-’ /
[7:19pm]cwbp:~’`~’`~’`~’`~
[7:19pm]MirandaJanell:duck season
[7:20pm]thefrogman:stupid satan in a pope hat…GO AWAY!
[7:20pm]russell:rabbit season
[7:20pm]thefrogman:popppers
[7:20pm]MirandaJanell:thank you


A simple reblog was not appropriate for my response (Nelson) to my friend thefrogman’s reblog of the goodness that christinas-blog posted.
Well done my friend, well done.
(This conversation took place after I made Audra watch this video causing her finger to get pregnant.)me: what are you going to name your finger baby?
dancingnacho: I think I may need to get a finger abortion
I should go start looking for a really teeny clothes hanger
brb
:P
me: k
dancingnacho: hahaha I was kidding!
I’m not really going to look for a hanger so I can get a finger abortion
me: umm…me too
dancingnacho: hah you totally thought I wasn’t kidding
me: I thought you were going to brb
dancingnacho: to go get a mini hangerrr
me: I thought you just had to pee or something
dancingnacho: hahahahaha you say that now
you totally believed me
me: And they don’t make hangers that small…don’t be absurd
dancingnacho: but hangers are what you use for ghetto abortions, everyone knows that
I’m not going to break with tradition!
me: a paperclip would do it
I’ll shape a paper clip into a hanger
dancingnacho: hah
me: I totally think I could
I’ll take a picture
dancingnacho: haha kk
me: where are the paper clips
brb (for real)
dancingnacho: haha k
dancingnacho: AW it’s cute!
you need to wrap the end around the hooky part though
but it’s ADORABLE
me: yeah…the laws of physics prevent the wrapping around the hooky part
dancingnacho: stupid laws of physics
you should get that changed
me: I could solder it, but it wasn’t bending
dancingnacho: meh, you weren’t trying hard enough
keanu can bend SPOONS, man
me: well…maybe if I smash it
dancingnacho: hah
me: best I could do
dancingnacho: that is better!
me: I’m fucking martha stewart over here
dancingnacho: hehehehe
for a second
I read that the wrong way







